Okay, Jesus, you show me you are angry with me by punishing my dog and making me spend the day cleaning horrid nastiness out of my carpet. You drained my bank account yet again. You won’t relieve the pain in my wrist.
And now you break my central air unit on the hottest day of the year???? Is this some sort of object lesson to prepare me for an eternity in hell????
I’m reduced to spending the day in my underpants chugging tamarind soda and considering a move to canada!!!
Also, why did you find it necessary to have Target stop carrying my favorite underpants??? I need new underpants for the crucial summer underpants season!!!!