I know that the 3 piece Colonel’s Crispy Strip meal only comes with one side, but I like mashed potatoes AND coleslaw. I don’t let anything stop me. I just boldly ask for the 3 piece Colonel’s Crispy Strip meal and when they mumble “What side do you want with that?” I raise my head and proclaim “Mashed potatoes and coleslaw.”.
They think I am yet another retarded customer who doesn’t know how many sides come with my meal and I know they get a secret pleasure out of having to charge me for my coleslaw. Know what?? I don’t care! I know I have to pay for the coleslaw and I get to eat my coleslaw in peace.
Screw KFC and their preset notions on how many side dishes constitutes a meal.