I give that hope your name

ah what can we say about fall cooking that has not been said so many times before? We can adore its dusky comfort, we can wax poetic about sweet potatoes, we can turn the humble squash into our modern day madeleine if we had enough words for it.
Writing about fall cooking is all at once repetitive and comforting. It is comforting in its repetition. We eat the same things every fall, the same combos, and still we twist orgasmic at the first bite.
The weather cools and I crave kale, squash, sweet potatoes, cabbage, apples, curry, beans.
I crave cooking, I spend more time cooking in the fall than any other time. It’s when the food is the best, it is when I am the least busy and it is the calm before the dead of winter beats my soul into a filthy snowbank and leaves it there to die.
I had food in the house, I needed to do something about it. I had the itch to create. I had no idea what to make I just knew I had to make something, something tasty, a treat for David.
For whatever reason my brain settled on ravioli. I don’t know why, it just did. I was not even detered by the fact that I had no eggs in the house. No eggs? I don’t care! I can make ravioli without eggs! The vegans do it, why can’t I?
Incidentally, I often find myself without eggs in the house but an intense craving for something specific that involves eggs. Vegan recipes save my ass many times (though I change the margarine and soy milk or whatnot back to butter and cow milk). I even have the Millenium Cookbook to help me with that, but they did not have a single recipe for fresh pasta in there. Bastards.
I fought on against the eggless tide! Of course I could go the 6 blocks and get eggs, but I’m feeling too lazy. Feeling too lazy but determined to make homemade ravioli.
I do a little searching and find a basic gyoza wrapper recipe. DURRRR! Of course. Hell, in lazier moods I’ve been known to buy potsticker wrappers and make raviolis with those.
8 ounces (by weight) flour
I used 7 ounces bread flour and 1 ounce semolina
4 ounces hot water
Mix the hot water into the flour with a fork until you cannot mix with a fork then start kneading and kneading. Everything should come together in a ball and then the ball should suddenly seize up. Let the ball rest, covered for 45 minutes.
Cut a small butternut squash in half and microwave for 12 to 15 minutes or until fork pokeable. Scoop out the seeds and discard (or feed to the dogs) and then scoop the searing hot squash flesh into the food processor (note to self, let squash cool a bit). To the squash add a tablespoon or so of candied ginger pieces, 1/2 tbl curry powder, 1 tsp cinnamon, and a good sprinkle each of salt, pepper, and cardamom. Food process the squash to paste. Add a teaspoon of lemon juice and a mighty handful of breadcrumbs (I used panko, it was all I had).
Remember when I said I was feeling lazy? Yeah, too lazy to get eggs and now too lazy to get out the Atlas pasta maker.
Take the well rested ball of dough and divide into 24 pieces (cut in half, cut in half again, roll that half into a thick, even tube, cut in half the long way and then into 3rds). Roll each piece into a ball and then using a coffee mug instead of a rolling pin because it’s easier to handle for small applications, roll each piece into a slightly oblong round, about 3 inches in diameter (except slightly stretched one way)
With the dough wrapper down so that slightly longer way is up and down as you face it (this is not easy to describe) place a dollop of filling in the middle, wet the edges and bring the bottom over to the top. You will always add too much filling to the first few. Oh well.
Put your ravioli cooking water on to boil.
Peel and chop 2 apples.
In a large fry pan melt 1/2 stick butter, add a tablespoon of garlic paste (cloves from 2 heads roasted garlic food processed with a little olive oil and a little salt, store in fridge). Just before the garlic starts to brown (don’t let it brown) add the apples and a healthy sprinkle of rubbed sage. Saute until things start to brown. Add 1/4 cup water, reduce heat and cover; this will help keep the apples hot without burning them. Once the ravioli cooking water is boiling and ready, add the raviolis and take the cover off the apples and kick the heat up to high, your apples will be perfectly cooked without burning, then you cook off the water and everything will start to brown nicely.
The raviolis are ready once they float to the top. Scoop them out as they finish cooking and add them to the apple pan. Toss them around in the delightful garlic, apple, sage butter and serve.
This is what fall cooking does to me, I may be feeling lazy but damn, I still make homemade ravioli.
You will have squash filling leftover. Some will go into risotto, some will be mixed with chevre and cream and tossed with chicken and penne, some could be added to a spinach and chick pea curry.
Unfortunately, I am too damned lazy to do the dishes now.

like this

today will be one of the most perfect days. ever.
I gt up early, Ghengis and I went down to the coffee shop, sat out in the beautiful sunny morning and shared a waffle with whipped cream, strawberries and bananas. Even the bees who wanted my waffle didn’t bug me. I let them have some as well.
Later, Kit and I went over to Zumbro cafe, sat in the beautiful sunny early afternoon and had lunch.
I managed to wash all the dishes (go me!!)
I did the laundry.
I worked on another stuffed animal
I walked the dogs in the most perfect weather ever.
david will be home in a matter of hours.
I have missed him so much. He’s been gone since june. He’s been gone so long, and even though I went down to visit him in New Orleans, it’s not the same as having him here. I am anxiously awaiting his return.
I expect you won’t hear from me tomorrow. Don’t be offended if I don’t answer the phone.

Shoulda been there

Lemon Garlic seafood:
1 pound 31-40 count shrimp, cleaned and skewered
1 1/2 pounds mahi mahi, skin on
3 tbl roast garlic paste (roast garlic cloves run through FP with a bit of
olive oil)
1/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 tbl dried oregano
Marinate shrimp and fish in sauce.
grill
***
Nectarines with Gingered Chevre:
10 nectarines, split and pitted
8 oz chevre
1/4 crystallized ginger, chopped
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp cardamom
blend chevre, ginger and spices in food processor (little bowl)
nectarines on the grill cut side down until the edges get charry (6-8
minutes?). flip. put a dollop of the cheese mix into the nectrine and finish
grilling until the cheese gets bubbly.
***
Grilled veggie salad:
1 loaf of french bread, thick sliced
2 zucchini, halved
2 yellow squash, halved
1 eggplant, quartered
4 carrots, halved
1 bunch green onion
1 head radicchio, halved
1 bell pepper, quartered
dressing
2 tbl Penzey’s greek seasoning mixed in 2 tbl hot water (per directions on
package)
1 tbl (approx) basil chiffonade
1 tbl roast garlic paste (roasted garli cloves run through the FB with a bit
of olive oil)
1/2 cup olive oil
1/3 cup champaign vinegar
4 oz feta
1/2 cup toasted slivered almonds
blend dressing and put aside
toast bread on grill and put aside
grill and char veggies to taste.
Chop the veggies (when cooled a bit), toss with feta and almonds.
Add dressing, just as much as you need, you’ll have some left over.
serve on the toasted bread to allow the bread to soak up the dressing.
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Salsa verde:
2 pounds tomatillos
1 bunch cilantro
4 cloves garlic
1 bunch green onion
1 anaheim pepper
2 jalapenos
2 tbl lime juice
tabasco to taste
pinch of cinnamon
chop everything. blend in food processor.
Salt to taste. refrigerate over night to allow flavors to blend.
and for dessert I grilled up some fresh pineapple and served it on vanilla ice
cream. We had mexican soda (limon, mandarina y tamarindo), honey bush iced tea, and Leinies Sunset Wheet beer (my new favorite beer).
Now that everyone is gone I just want to shove salsa verde in my mouth until i die. I don’t need no herdez!!! I love my salsa verde (now that i finally worked out a recipe I like).

Do you want to know what kind of person I am?

I’m the kind of person who would drink a gerwurtztraminer with a green curry!
Yeah, bitches! I stood there in front of the wine rack trying to pick a wine. the gerwurtztraminer seemed kinda tacky but I was in the mood. Then I got all uppity standing there. I can drink whatever fucking wine I want!!!
and I did.
and it was good.
So was the curry.

FURTHER proof that jesus not only hates me but is actively seeking to destroy me…

I woke up this morning to find that some time in the night ghengis had gotten up and taken a series of bloody shits on the carpet.
Now, two things:
1) how did I know it was ghengis and not maddie since maddie has a history of shitting blood and ghengis does not? well, first of all, a dog owner knows her dog’s poop. I mean I hate to be graphic, but really it’s too late. Secondly, maddie has a gigantic asshole and as such tends to leave fewer but larger deposits. Ghengis has a dime slot for a butthole and that was in evidence in the um…evidence
2) what the fuck is going on that I have 2 dogs shit blood in such a short period of time? Yeah, it took me by surprise too! Then I started to think about the common factors between the two situations. They’re eating different food than they were when maddie had her episode. They play with different toys, ghengis chews hard things, maddie squeezes stuffed animals. What IS common is that they were both on Cephalexin before this happened, maddie on it for her feet and ghengis for his ear infection. I think it’s pretty safe to say that Cephalexin will cause your dog to shit blood on your carpet.
It’s pretty clear now that jesus hates me. It’s made better by the fact that I have access to borrow for free the industrial carpet cleaner with the kick ass cleaning chemicals. This thing cleans carpets in dorms for fuck sake. Anything that can clean, and survive, a dorm carpet can handle this.
it does mean I had to postpone my bbq to sunday afternoon. So, if anyone wants roasted veggie salad on grilled bread (sort of a panzanella fresca), skewered shrimp, grilled stone fruit with goat cheese and pancetta, and vanilla ice cream with grilled pineapple let me know! Sunday at 1pm. There will be beer.