“I’m bored and excessively um…’agitated’…in my swimsuit area”
The world is a crazy place, people. Stop juggernauting once in a while find a little mirth at the side of the road.

I am the most charming person you will ever meet. Seriously. You will never meet a more gracious and charming person than me!
People are charmed by me.
I charm people
I am charming.
Also, Jason is the awesomest guy in any room.

One of the most calming things I do is turn off the outside lights on my house and go sit on the front steps at night and watch the bats fly around. They don’t fly like birds, they move like kids on swings. Sometimes gentle, sometimes with intent, but always rhythmically, back and forth.

I can’t find the bottle opener. I’m standing in the kitchen screaming, “I just want a beer…and a cigarette….and maybe to get laid. No, just a beer!!!”
Yeah, I finally got the beer open, I had my cigarette. Calm…calm…

It’s been an interesting weekend to say the least.
Now if only it would rain.
Later!